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Chester P “Glock-Smith”

A Coder that done spit it fore you commit it, Git!, CDC: Sickest Executive Officer
Chess P “Glock-Smith” · 'DOPE MC' ‘Fly Like XYZ' · Bash-House, The Hood, Athens

I started debugging all UNIX systems at age 8. I started teaching the world via Usenet how to write their own novel GUI OS at age 7. I started web development for Keanu Reeves’ 1st PR site (beginning HTML v0.2) at age 3. I publicly released the first copy of “War and Peace" in 1864–which wasn’t done by Tolstoy til 1865. —You do the math. Then, abject poverty struck me the first day of 2023. —I can take care of myself, tho. All Imma’ say is: —Over $100 million US dollars were stolen from the United States Savings & Loan in that same year of 2023. I ain’t goin’ say nothin’ else. Epilogue: The Real Me Ain’t no Tech Grad as hard as me. You’d better think twice before you step to me. Cuz, I’ll take a long, strap cord, and string you up from a tall, ASSCII tree, with a sign around your neck filled with some whack canar-y.

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